Money Jokes

April is both National Humor Month and Financial Literacy Month! So we’ve put them together!

 

Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let’s get together and make some cents.
Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A penny.

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.

 

Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn’t a nickel.

 

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Son: “Mom can I get twenty bucks”
Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”
Son: “Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”

 

Q: Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween?
A: A kid dressed up as a 401 (K)

 

Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

 

Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!

 

Q: How is the moon like a dollar?
A: They both have 4 quarters.

Q: Why did the girl put two quarters in her ear?
A: To hear 50 Cent

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